GENIE: 

Well Ali Baba had forty thieves

Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales

You in luck, up your sleeves

Brando magic never fails 

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo, and how

All you gotta do is rub that lamp

And I'll say

Mr. Aladdin, sir

What will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order 

Jot it down 

You ain't never had a friend like me

Life is your restaurant 

And I'm your maitre'd 

C'mon whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me yessir

We pride ourselves on service

You're the boss

The king, the shah

Say what you wish

It's yours true dish 

How about little more Baklava?

Have some of column A

Try all of column B

I'm in the mood to help you, dude

You ain't never had a friend 

-MUSICAL BREAK- 

Can your friend do this? 

Can your friends do that?

Can your friends pull this out their little hat? 

Can your friends go poof? 

Well, looky here 

Can your friends go Abracadabra, let'er rip 

And then make the sucker disappear? 

Dont sir there slack-jawed, buggy eyed 

I'm here to answer all your prayers

You got me bonafide, certified 

Genie for your charge' d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what's your wish

I really wanna know

You got a list thats three miles long no doubt 

All ya gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend 

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend 

You ain't never, had a 

Friend like me